Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Whatever it takes!

Skinhead plot to assasinate Obama foiled by FBI

Well, I had to go to the doctor today, long story short, my treatment hurt like a son of a bitch and I cried on the way home. At least I'm getting better... People think I'm weird when I cry on the street, but I cry alot in public. Men aren't supposed to cry and people in general aren't supposed to cry in public, but I figure hey, some photographer one day is gonna see me crying and snap my picture and it will end up in some time life collection of amazing photographs one day! So tomorrow I will officially book my plane tickets to San Fran. Ann Arbor trip was fun, cept I sat around the end of it doing homework. I really don't do that much homework for Grad school. Those law students at U of M really take it to another level. If I seriously had to work that hard and live in a dorm I would be offing myself faster than you can say Gay Lawyer. My friend Ben Houston is like in a Gay Lawyer club, cept he's not gay. I tripped and fell after we all went to a gay club call Nepcto or whatever the hell it's called. I honestly hate gay clubs and gays for that fact...I mean I am sort of gay but come on people can you really think of more ways to be annoying. I even fell over on my way back to the club, but does anyone help me, YES. My amazing friend Gina comes to my rescue, but all the gays there (and fake lesbian) were screaming like pussies. (Ben Houston was too drunk to notice and later body slamed his roommate's boyfriend) UH OH! Actually I don't hate gays, I think they should give me a tv show then I could truly show my gayness in a positive light to be a beacon of inspiration and an example of how to be a good person for other gays. And of course I would say things like I hate gay people on that show. I would also sit around and drink alot, and talk about when I had Cancer...

1 comment:

Ben Connor Barrie said...

Are you trying to say that I tried to kill Obama Steve?