Don't let me be the last to know...

Don't tell anyone it was me who pooed in the cooler
So I decided what I'm gonna be for Halloween, only 2 people know and I think I will reveal it on Halloween. Of course Jay knows, he knows everything about me...well almost everything. He doesn't know I plan on slapping him in the crotch tomorrow at 6pm. He doesn't read this blog so it does count. I'll give you a hint though, it is pretty trashilious... So I booked my tickies for San Fran. This trip better be the dog's balls or else. I rest all responsibility on my friends on that end! I better be entertained at every single second!

Anyway, I forgot what I was gonna write about... I invented a new diet with my friend Avriel called the Tequila/taco bell diet. We lol-ed all though out class drawing pictures of it. The extreme body makeover involves eating taco bell then binge drinking tequila. I imagined it would be someone collapsed in the shower having diarreah and puking at the same time while having the shower on and a bottle of draino at hand in case the drain gets clogged.

My arm hurts from falling last weekend so I'm gonna quit typing ttyl!

Whatever it takes!

Skinhead plot to assasinate Obama foiled by FBI

Well, I had to go to the doctor today, long story short, my treatment hurt like a son of a bitch and I cried on the way home. At least I'm getting better... People think I'm weird when I cry on the street, but I cry alot in public. Men aren't supposed to cry and people in general aren't supposed to cry in public, but I figure hey, some photographer one day is gonna see me crying and snap my picture and it will end up in some time life collection of amazing photographs one day! So tomorrow I will officially book my plane tickets to San Fran. Ann Arbor trip was fun, cept I sat around the end of it doing homework. I really don't do that much homework for Grad school. Those law students at U of M really take it to another level. If I seriously had to work that hard and live in a dorm I would be offing myself faster than you can say Gay Lawyer. My friend Ben Houston is like in a Gay Lawyer club, cept he's not gay. I tripped and fell after we all went to a gay club call Nepcto or whatever the hell it's called. I honestly hate gay clubs and gays for that fact...I mean I am sort of gay but come on people can you really think of more ways to be annoying. I even fell over on my way back to the club, but does anyone help me, YES. My amazing friend Gina comes to my rescue, but all the gays there (and fake lesbian) were screaming like pussies. (Ben Houston was too drunk to notice and later body slamed his roommate's boyfriend) UH OH! Actually I don't hate gays, I think they should give me a tv show then I could truly show my gayness in a positive light to be a beacon of inspiration and an example of how to be a good person for other gays. And of course I would say things like I hate gay people on that show. I would also sit around and drink alot, and talk about when I had Cancer...

New blog, so suck it Ben Connor Barrie, Ben Houston, and Dan Blustein

Most people make blogs to "blog" about their ideals or to be heard in a sea of a billion voices. I made this crappy blog in response to my fame whoring friend's blog. I don't think they would let me contribute to their blog, because I'm not "smart" enough or eloquent enough. Well I say to them read this blog and everything you assumed about me will be revealed as correct! So suck it Ben Connor Barrie, Ben Houston, and Dan Blustein! P.s. visit their blog http://www.grownasspeople.com/ I mean if you like that sort of thing! If you like hearing mundane and banal complaints about life in psychology graduate school, living in Boystown/ Wrigleyville Chicago then read my blog!